Wage Slaves: Tech Edition

117 pixel-perfect archetypes of corporate tech dysfunction

Every open office has them. The PM who schedules meetings during your focus time. The engineer who replies "works on my machine." The CTO who hasn't touched code since 2015 but has opinions about your architecture. They're all here, immortalized on-chain where they belong. This collection captures the beautiful chaos of tech culture: the Slack-addicted, the Jira-haunted, the perpetually "just one more sprint" optimists. Each one hand-crafted with the same attention to detail as your average sprint planning session.